I’m having such a nice neighbour day! The guy next to me found heaps of bones under his shed and we looked at them together to work out if it was a person or a pig- and then later he let me hide my dog in his yard when the Realestate popped over for a “maintenance check” (they know I have a secret dog and keep trying to surprise me)

cathugging:

cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them

uranodioning:

i’m not lying on the floor physically but i am lying on the floor spiritually

slowitdowngoeasy:

feministperalta:

Raise your hand if Darren Criss calling his award “totally awesome” sent you back 10 years

My favourite thing I got from Disneyland is this gay as fuck blacklight shirt supporting everybodies favourite furry ship. That grin, that wink! The duck is a bottom right?